I sometimes lie, but I never meta-lie.
I sometimes lie, but I never meta-lie. Okay, sorry. That was a meta-meta-lie.
There will never be a Darwin for the blade of a razor.
There will never be a Darwin for the blade of a razor.
@ascottwhite – When you ask a question while engaging in heavy rhetoric, does that make it rhetorical? Just a hypothetical.
When you ask a question while engaging in heavy rhetoric, does that make it rhetorical? Just a hypothetical.
The renaissance may have started it, but it was the enlightenment that really ended the dark ages.
The renaissance may have started it, but it was the enlightenment that really ended the dark ages. 🙂
I’ve never been so reluctant to wake up for a 4:50 p.
I’ve never been so reluctant to wake up for a 4:50 p.m. class.
Why is shopping for glasses impossible to do online? I expect this from soup, toilet paper, and escorts, but GLASSES?
Why is shopping for glasses impossible to do online? I expect this from soup, toilet paper, and escorts, but GLASSES?
Why does every eyewear specialist insist on putting me in nerd glasses?
Why does every eyewear specialist insist on putting me in nerd glasses?
Nobody ever asks people to cheer then stops and says they are satisfied with the enthusiasm of the first cheer.
Nobody ever asks people to cheer then stops and says they are satisfied with the enthusiasm of the first cheer.
Why would prisoners even get caught in an iterated prisoner’s dilemma? That just seems either cruel or foolish.
Why would prisoners even get caught in an iterated prisoner’s dilemma? That just seems either cruel or foolish.
When writing a paper or dealing with personal issues, your best friend is more time.
When writing a paper or dealing with personal issues, your best friend is more time. But your worst enemy is also more time
Bad adjectives to describe a pregnancy
(crossposted at www.constrainedwriting.com) Furious Uncontrollable Jerky Infectious Antedeluvian Boxy Morbid Green Maculate Extinct Gullible Disappointing Frightened Contaminated Frequent Wooden Adequate Fixable
That’s as unsatisfying as the ending to Chasing Amy!
That’s as unsatisfying as the ending to Chasing Amy!
“Today I made peace with the possibility that MY cause of death might not be listed as “kung fu”.
“Today I made peace with the possibility that MY cause of death might not be listed as “kung fu”. *sigh* Frig, wait! No I didn’t!”
Starve a cold, feed a fever, drink a hangover.
Starve a cold, feed a fever, drink a hangover.
Yey! My cranberry sauce possibly doesn’t suck.
Yey! My cranberry sauce possibly doesn’t suck.
The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised. So no sense setting your TiVo.
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will eventually rewrite Shakespeare.
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will eventually rewrite Shakespeare. Or just one monkey and a REALLY good editor.
Why does everyone call me a megalomaniac? Is it because I’m so awesome?
Why does everyone call me a megalomaniac? Is it because I’m so awesome?