If I ever had to smuggle drugs in my butt, I think I’d use a ribbed, “For Her Pleasure” condom.

If I ever had to smuggle drugs in my butt, I think I’d use a “Ribbed For Her Pleasure” condom.

Me: “There is partial credit, so put something down.
Today, for the first time, I used the phrase “when I graduate” as opposed to the usual “when I leave here in shame.
I have a date tonight, so you shouldn’t be home when I get back.
What’s Super Moon’s kryptonite? I bet it’s still kryptonite.

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