I’m growing mutton chops.

I’m growing mutton chops. Why? Because I like looking in the mirror and getting a cheap laugh.

I would have shaved if I had remembered that I was going to draw myself all day today.
I feel the need to apologize for how unwitty I’ve been, but I only like to post witty things and I can’t think of a witty way to say it.
We’re going on a road trip.
If I worked for Nature, I’d try to be witty in my correspondence: “Your paper, unfortunately, is not fit for Nature.

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