I’m not a chump that buys Everything.

I’m not a chump that buys Everything. I just told my girl to buy me a drink. “Just put it on my tab,” I said.

What’s the point of a hug where the person still has floating ribs left uncracked?
You don’t look fat in those pants, but you sure look jolly! :)
I’ve started a ‘friend tournament’ on facebook over who gets to hang out with me.
The revolution will not be televised.

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