Some girls walk by giggling.

Some girls walk by giggling. One of them asks if I have a condom. I say, “I do, but it’s my last one, so we’re going to have to share it.”

They say you should brush your teeth left-handed if you want to be ambidextrous.
A nuanced position on the death penalty: I have nothing against killing people, I just don’t trust 12 of my peers to make that decision.
I’m not an armchair philosopher.
Drunk driving < drunk biking < bike texting < bikehead

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