There was a time when I could have claimed to have read every work in turtle evolution.

There was a time when I could have claimed to have read every work in turtle evolution. But then again, I used to be a pathological liar.

Erratum- the preceding article was firmly debunked immediately prior to submission.
Yey! My cranberry sauce possibly doesn’t suck.
Why is shopping for glasses impossible to do online? I expect this from soup, toilet paper, and escorts, but GLASSES?
Have you ever had your life flash before somebody else’s eyes?

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