#repressedmemories – that time in 2005 when that girl led me to her house, room, and bed only to retract in horror when I tried to kiss her.

I think it’d be a really funny prank to replace all of someone’s protein powder with Nestle Quik.
I hate it when the janitors show up as you’re leaving for the night.
I don’t like tennis, but I do like sports.
If I’d have known today was going to be such a shit fest, I would not have worn white pants.

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