You know what they say: if life gives you Lyme disease, make Lyminade.
You know what they say: if life gives you Lyme disease, make Lyminade.
Pixelopolis (part II)
Why do towns have roads? To allow people to get from one place to another. What are these places? And isn’t there a more efficient way to do this? An idea popped into my head fully formed while I was…
I called the front desk to ask for a wake up call today: “Wake me up at 3 p.
I called the front desk to ask for a wake up call today: “Wake me up at 3 p.m.”
I don’t watch TV, but I do watch HBO.
I don’t watch TV, but I do watch HBO.
I think I have mono, which seems like it might be ripe for jokes, but my brain is too single-tracked right now to come up with any.
I think I have mono, which seems like it might be ripe for jokes, but my brain is too single-tracked right now to come up with any.
Do you know the difference between a distinction and a distinction with a difference?
Do you know the difference between a distinction and a distinction with a difference?
Get cheap beer, but not so cheap a hipster wouldn’t drink it.
Get cheap beer, but not so cheap a hipster wouldn’t drink it.
Quote of the day: “my wank bank is too big to fail.
Quote of the day: “my wank bank is too big to fail.”
You need to be with someone that makes you happy day-to-day, but also night-to-night.
You need to be with someone that makes you happy day-to-day, but also night-to-night.
Nice guys finish last.
Nice guys finish last. Overly nice guys finish alone.
What’s Super Moon’s kryptonite? I bet it’s still kryptonite.
What’s Super Moon’s kryptonite? I bet it’s still kryptonite.
Faster than a bullet in orbit, can continuously leap over all the tall buildings, it’s a star, it’s a planet, it’s.
Faster than a bullet in orbit, can continuously leap over all the tall buildings, it’s a star, it’s a planet, it’s… Super Moon!
Prelim defense in 11 hours.
Prelim defense in 11 hours. No pressure… Passed!
I may not have a face that looks good with sideburns.
I may not have a face that looks good with sideburns. But that’s okay, because chicks don’t dig sideburns. They dig… um, maybe radishes?
I have two rules for my roommates: 1) always buy two-ply toilet paper or higher and 2) Never bring home insufficient Mexican food.
I have two rules for my roommates: 1) always buy two-ply toilet paper or higher and 2) Never bring home insufficient Mexican food.
I wear a leather jacket when it’s hot out because it makes me cool.
I wear a leather jacket when it’s hot out because it makes me cool.
The New Bronx Tale Test
My friend Daniel and I have been doing this test for years. I call it the Bronx Tale test. It comes from the movie the Bronx Tale. It comes from this line: Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up…
This band sounds like early TATU.
This band sounds like early TATU. Like track one or two.