Me: “There is partial credit, so put something down.
Me: “There is partial credit, so put something down.” Student: “Anything?” Me: “Well, logic, not a Dadaist portrait of myself.” #regrets
I love it when students get to the staring portion of the exam.
I love it when students get to the staring portion of the exam. As if hoping to learn its secrets through intimidation.
When I’m feeling down, I dress up.
When I’m feeling down, I dress up. It makes me happy. When I’m up, I dress down. It makes the ladies happy.
I hang around coffee shops so much I may as well start a screenplay.
I hang around coffee shops so much I may as well start a screenplay.
Creationists think Adam was the first person.
Creationists think Adam was the first person. But he couldn’t have been. _I_ am in the first person. Adam is third.
A new fallacy for the modern political era
Kyl-Santorum Fallacy: What begins as a bare assertion – when it is pointed out that the statement is false – the speaker replies that it was merely a rhetorical statement. This can either be simply admitting the rhetorical maneuver, as…
What is a good song that uses words like ‘everything,’ ‘someone,’ ‘no one,’ etc.
What is a good song that uses words like ‘everything,’ ‘someone,’ ‘no one,’ etc.? I’m making a logic test and don’t want to use LMFAO again.
SafeTub is a walk-in tub marketed to elderly people.
SafeTub is a walk-in tub marketed to elderly people. It offers a lifetime warranty, but it only lasts about six years.
The secret to success is to be happy with less.
The secret to success is to be happy with less. #rhymingaphorisms #scaryfortunecookie
I think of her like a sister.
I think of her like a sister. But not a bad sister like Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act.
I like girls who are questioning, not ones that found an answer.
I like girls who are questioning, not ones that found an answer.
@meznor – aww, hearts.
@meznor – aww, hearts. You are my first and oldest freader. Xoxo
I have the bladder control of a Norwegian.
I have the bladder control of a Norwegian.
Blue Laffy Taffy? It’s like you’re not even TRYING to survive the night!
Blue Laffy Taffy? It’s like you’re not even TRYING to survive the night!
The longer you hold a torch for someone, the more likely you are to get burned.
The longer you hold a torch for someone, the more likely you are to get burned.
Well, it’s an interesting article, at least.
Well, it’s an interesting article, at least. I mean, it raises an interesting pseudoquestion.
Today, I feel like I’m climbing stairs the wrong way in an M.
Today, I feel like I’m climbing stairs the wrong way in an M.C. Escher drawing.
“The test was originally going to be seven pages, but I played with the margins and font until I got it down to five.
“The test was originally going to be seven pages, but I played with the margins and font until I got it down to five.” —Me to my class today