I always confuse the words ‘hubris’ and ‘hummus’ because hummus thinks it’s all that and a bag of chips.

The sword of Damocles is really just a story of bad decorating
The next checks should just go to me because I’d spend them all on local businesses.
breakfast is one of the three most important meals of the day
You ever feel like anything you do for self-improvement is just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic?

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