Just did my taxes.

Just did my taxes. Added up to about what it costs for @FLOTUS to not sleep with @realDonaldTrump for about fifteen minutes. You’re welcome.

I kinda like myself a little, maybe, somewhat, sort of, right now.
One time, my dental hygienist gave me a hot tip on Settlers of Catan.
Gotta admire the people that don’t talk to me, tbh.
If I had a time machine, I would have a hard time killing a baby unless I knew for SURE it was going to grow up to be a hipster.

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