Everyone who says they’re looking for a partner in crime: be more specific! I’m a decent getaway driver, but a terrible safe cracker.

Everyone who says they’re looking for a partner in crime: be more specific!
I’m a decent getaway driver, but a terrible safe cracker. Y’all act like criminal amateurs.

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