The last person who called me that hasn’t been heard from since that mysterious fire.

The last person who called me that hasn’t been heard from since that mysterious fire…
It was unrelated and in a completely different state, but it was in the news.
The news is how I partition my life events. It’s either that or get a calendar.

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