“But if I lived with roommates, I wouldn’t be able to do my daily morning nude jumping jacks.
“But if I lived with roommates, I wouldn’t be able to do my daily morning nude jumping jacks… I’m kidding: they’re evening jumping jacks.”
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I declare today #nonsequiturday
I declare today #nonsequiturday I don’t mean to brag, but it’s Thursday. A bird in the hand is a worthwhile investment. I meant to get my hair cut today, but I didn’t realize what year it was in the Chinese…
I wonder if time machines spew unsafe radiation.
I wonder if time machines spew unsafe radiation.
The cover charge is outrageous in the “27 Club.
The cover charge is outrageous in the “27 Club.”
I just looked up ‘smurf’ in the Urban Dictionary and my head smurfsploded.
I just looked up ‘smurf’ in the Urban Dictionary and my head smurfsploded.
I used to be a graphic designer.
I used to be a graphic designer. Actually, I was just a lewd designer.
Don’t call me Mr.
Don’t call me Mr. Myers. That’s my father’s name. You can call me Mr. Myers Jr.
Him: Strike! Me: That was a ball! Him: Oh, and I take it you know a thing or two about balls? Me: Yeah! .
Him: Strike! Me: That was a ball! Him: Oh, and I take it you know a thing or two about balls? Me: Yeah! …Wait: no…Wait: Just two things.
That guy is too fat for the baseball stadium’s fake sumo suits.
That guy is too fat for the baseball stadium’s fake sumo suits.
We’re at the ballgame.
We’re at the ballgame. We’re sitting so close, we could hurt the players’ feelings from here.