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If I only had ten minutes left to live, I would call home to tell my parents I love them. “Dad,” I’d say. “…Can you put mom on?”

In Key West – Here’s hoping Tropical Storm Irene is like a Gusher’s commercial.

I’m in Key West and am having all of the Key Lime Pie I can manage. Or, as they call it here, Here Lime Pie.

“It’s okay, you didn’t see any more than you’d see at the beach.” “Yes I did!” “Yeah, well– you need to go to better beaches.”

I wish money were no object. Instead, money is object.

“We have nothing to fear, but fear itself…. because fear is, like, really, really scary.” #oftenmisquoted

The WiFi on this plane is brought to me by Diet Coke. The page they redirect me to is their Facebook page. Has life truly become this lame?

@Mablicia – We’re going to miss you. Seriously. It might be sad. Almost nobody is going: Super Friend Bash might not be a good idea. 🙁

Okay, so maybe insomnia is just my default state now.