If everything that has a beginning has an end, that means that the Neverending Story never had a beginning.
If everything that has a beginning has an end, that means that the Neverending Story never had a beginning.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I got my new license in the mail.
I got my new license in the mail. I’m a legal driver now! Time to go five miles per hour over the limit.
You know those times when you’re alone and you’re thankful nobody can see what a weirdo you are? That’s 90 percent of my life.
You know those times when you’re alone and you’re thankful nobody can see what a weirdo you are? That’s 90 percent of my life.
I almost mistakenly walked into the ladies’ room until I realized it didn’t smell of omni-urine.
I almost mistakenly walked into the ladies’ room until I realized it didn’t smell of omni-urine.
You offer an olive branch, I get an axe.
You offer an olive branch, I get an axe.
Smartphones make dumb drivers.
Smartphones make dumb drivers.
I put ‘surprise quiz’ on the agenda today.
I put ‘surprise quiz’ on the agenda today. Waited until the end of class and then told them the surprise quiz thought experiment.
I’m thankful that I don’t have a middle name only when I’m at the DMV or when chased by the Terminator.
I’m thankful that I don’t have a middle name only when I’m at the DMV or when chased by the Terminator.
Whoever said sunlight is the best disinfectant had obviously never heard of photosynthesis.
Whoever said sunlight is the best disinfectant had obviously never heard of photosynthesis.
Dear car dealerships: when saying “won’t last long,” please specify whether you mean at the lot or in real life.
Dear car dealerships: when saying “won’t last long,” please specify whether you mean at the lot or in real life.