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The watched for burrito guy never arrives.. Actually, he might not arrive anyway.

I’m going to give my class the choice of whether to cover free will or not.. Well, not really. 🙂

Question for the twitterverse- what would you do with infinite time? Assume this manifests itself in an awesome way.

I want to end an article with ‘or it is not the case that some or all of the previous sentences are true.’ That way I would never be wrong.

Sophie’s choice would have been much easier if it had been an inclusive OR.

I hate it when girls unnecessarily bring up their boyfriends. Next time that happens, I’m going to bring up my crippling loneliness. :'(

Having a roommate again is weird. I haven’t closed the bathroom door in ages! Not since the week before my last one got fed up and left.

At RDU, you can use their website for free… Provided you don’t want to check a flight status or do anything even slightly useful.

Tweeting on below average IQ phones takes some practice.

Here’s a funny joke: ask ‘how do you drown a blonde?’ then pause a moment, look intense, and add: ‘no, seriously.’ ‘Drowning people isn’t funny.’ ‘Well, no, not at first…’