I bet there are commitmentphobic gay guys who secretly vote against gay marriage.
I bet there are commitmentphobic gay guys who secretly vote against gay marriage.
I bet there are commitmentphobic gay guys who secretly vote against gay marriage.
Does everyone else also break into a cold sweat when they see their adviser or is it just me?
*sigh* … do you guys ever miss nostalgia?
I always choose the wrong similes. Today I said, “Cuts through me like a Chilean miner.”
Little-known philosophy fact: Anselm proved the existence of Muhammad Ali.
“You’re pretty good at taking compliments.” “No I’m not!”
I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…… but I’m pretty heavily implying it.
Here’s a fun fact/prank: If you are away from your car and click the unlock button on your keychain fob 257 times, it will no longer work!
New plan for life: find a rockstar academic lady, marry her, have her get a great job, get hired as a bargaining chip.
The watched for burrito guy never arrives.. Actually, he might not arrive anyway.