I spent $400 on my Hipster Hobo costume.
I spent $400 on my Hipster Hobo costume. It’s very ironic.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Two-thirds of a conscience is not enough to keep you out of trouble.
Two-thirds of a conscience is not enough to keep you out of trouble. Too much to let you get away with it.
I hate having two thirds of a conscience.
I hate having two thirds of a conscience. I don’t get the smug self-satisfaction. Really I don’t get satisfaction of any sort.. 🙁
I hate it when women breastfeed in public.
I hate it when women breastfeed in public. Breastfeeding turns a wonderful sexual object into a demeaning food dispenser
Halloween Costumes: Yesterday I went as Grue.
Halloween Costumes: Yesterday I went as Grue. Today I’m going as Bleen.
I thought I was going as grue, but I guess I’m going as change blindness.
I thought I was going as grue, but I guess I’m going as change blindness.
What color stitches should i get? Neon? Ultraviolet? Grue?
What color stitches should i get? Neon? Ultraviolet? Grue? Hit my head. Might need stitches. This will totally take my costume to the next level. Worst part of going to the E.R. Immediately after practice? Wearing an athletic cup for…
I never realized that the Student Union was Clopen.
I never realized that the Student Union was Clopen. That is , it’s closed if observed before 10 and open if unobserved or observed after 10.
The world that the Onion reports scares me.
The world that the Onion reports scares me. Specifically, I fear that it’s too close to the world in which we really live.
Netflix keeps asking me back but not offering to change anything.
Netflix keeps asking me back but not offering to change anything. It’s like an abusive husband apologizing while wearing brass knuckles.