You don’t see many homeless people wearing aeropostale.
You don’t see many homeless people wearing aeropostale… At least not when they have a choice.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Why does Aeropostale sell clothes that have more of the store’s name than the employee uniforms do?
Why does Aeropostale sell clothes that have more of the store’s name than the employee uniforms do?
Why do clothing stores at the mall only have sections for women and metrosexuals?
Why do clothing stores at the mall only have sections for women and metrosexuals?
Next week I’m teaching my class about induction.
Next week I’m teaching my class about induction. Specifically, I’m not going to show up.
I only play the song “Gloomy Sunday” on Sundays.
I only play the song “Gloomy Sunday” on Sundays. And “Blue Monday” on Mondays. But I’ll only play “Friday” if I’m having a stroke.
Protest signs are really just bad speech bubbles.
Protest signs are really just bad speech bubbles.
Shorts season was short.
Shorts season was short.
I just bought a 24 Pack of Busch Lite for $9.
I just bought a 24 Pack of Busch Lite for $9.99. That’s cheaper than soda. Probably less alcohol, too.
A student just turned in her paper.
A student just turned in her paper. It’s called: “Problem of the Evil paper.” I should just give her an A right now.
In Winter, I order coffee.
In Winter, I order coffee. In summertime, I order iced coffee. When it is Autumn, I order room temperature coffee… It tastes like spit.