Anachronism is someone that’s born in the wrong time, but what are you called when you’re born in the wrong place?
Anachronism is someone that’s born in the wrong time, but what are you called when you’re born in the wrong place?
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
It’s a little known fact that it was raining during the original Fourth of July.
It’s a little known fact that it was raining during the original Fourth of July. Not in Philadelphia, of course, but certainly somewhere.
Whelp, it’s raining.
Whelp, it’s raining. No fireworks today. I think that means 4th of July is canceled. How’s the 5th for everyone?
I get more work done if I’m slightly uncomfortable.
I get more work done if I’m slightly uncomfortable. That’s why I always wear awkward underwear then sit next to cute girls in coffee shops.
I have some facebook friends where the most salient memory I have of them is when I reluctantly confirmed them as friends.
I have some facebook friends where the most salient memory I have of them is when I reluctantly confirmed them as friends.
I’ve gotten to the point where I look people up on Facebook just so that I can block them before they can find me.
I’ve gotten to the point where I look people up on Facebook just so that I can block them before they can find me.
“If you do not own a hammock, you have wasted your life.
“If you do not own a hammock, you have wasted your life.” – Mother Teresa of Calcutta
The university counseling service’s web site is so depressing.
The university counseling service’s web site is so depressing.
I liked my last status so much, I re-tweeted it.
I liked my last status so much, I re-tweeted it.
The first anesthesiologists were really just overzealous bartenders.
The first anesthesiologists were really just overzealous bartenders.