They say writers craft their ideal world.
They say writers craft their ideal world. That’s probably why all of my stories are about writers who are slightly more productive than me.
They say writers craft their ideal world. That’s probably why all of my stories are about writers who are slightly more productive than me.
@gabethebeaver – What do I do when my brother forwards me a political e-mail that I find inaccurate and offensive?
Google Scholar is a search engine for academic articles. I think my path to getting tenure will include Google Scholar Bombing my articles.
I want to start a video project for high school bullies called “It Gets Worse… It Gets Sooo Much Worse.”
There’s an episode of How I Met Your Mother where one of the characters talks about how groups of women always look hotter than each individual woman. They called it the “Cheerleader Effect.” In high school, my group of friends…
I’d love it if “Land Before Time” made it on the list of 101 bloodiest movies: But I’m just happy Titanic beat Rambo.
It’s only eugenics if you have a goal in mind.
I have the financial stability of a house of cards.
Pro tip: if you want to cancel your Time Warner Cable service EVENTUALLY, you should start the process now.
When I die, you have my permission to forge my signature and use my credit cards to buy a speedboat.