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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.

Just got an @ from someone I unfollowed saying he was unfollowing me.

Just got an @ from someone I unfollowed saying he was unfollowing me. I refollowed him so that I could unfollow him again.

I was a hipster before it was popular. I’m only still a hipster now to be ironic.

Me:I should gain weight. Her: No Me: I should lose weight? Her: You’re perfect the way you are Me: Should I rapidly gain weight then lose it?

Just saw “Hangover 2.” Or- as it should be called- “Hangover… Again.”

#repressedmemories – That time the girl I barely knew showed up to my birthday party with all my best friends… then left after ten minutes

Missouri loves company… or industry.. or residency. Really, they’d love just about anything right about now. But it’s an unrequited love.

I should stop having Irish coffees in the daytime. Have you ever tried to get a woman to go home and siesta with you? (Inspired by @cathyby)