“Officer, it wasn’t a hit & run– he just didn’t realize we were playing Calvinball.
“Officer, it wasn’t a hit & run– he just didn’t realize we were playing Calvinball.”
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I was the Captain of my college’s Calvinball team.
I was the Captain of my college’s Calvinball team.
#repressedmemories – That time when my friend Amir tried to set me up with the unattractive girl and tried to make it seem like a favor.
#repressedmemories – That time when my friend Amir tried to set me up with the unattractive girl and tried to make it seem like a favor.
I bet the Highlander has the _Worst_ STDs.
I bet the Highlander has the _Worst_ STDs.
IUPAC has confirmed elements 114(Ununquadium) and 116(Ununhexium).
IUPAC has confirmed elements 114(Ununquadium) and 116(Ununhexium). Still unconfirmed: 113(Ununtrium), 115(Ununpentium) and 118 (Unobtanium).
We don’t see many female politicians in sex scandals.
We don’t see many female politicians in sex scandals. Is it because women are more faithful or because there aren’t many female politicians?
Say what you will about Rep.
Say what you will about Rep. Weiner. But to admit a thing like that… it takes a lot of balls.
Hey, you guys remember “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.
Hey, you guys remember “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.” … I don’t know why I just thought of that. I bet Anyhony Weiner knows.
#repressedmemories – that time my brother’s friend said he’d beat me up if I “turned out gay.
#repressedmemories – that time my brother’s friend said he’d beat me up if I “turned out gay.” I wonder where he is now.. Should I sext him?
Dammit, man– I don’t have time to play WoW with you! I’m working on my Ph.
Dammit, man– I don’t have time to play WoW with you! I’m working on my Ph.D! That’s the highest level of education you can attain on purpose