Someone please explain why people joke about receiving sexy DMs.
Someone please explain why people joke about receiving sexy DMs. Preferably in a DM of some sort. 😉
Someone please explain why people joke about receiving sexy DMs. Preferably in a DM of some sort. 😉
The town in Psych has more murders per capita than it has capita.
I derive endless amusement from the word “sexting.” From actual sexting, though, my amusement usually peaks after four or five minutes.
Conservapedia is to truth as motor oil is to baby formula.
#repressedmemories – first week of college when I woke up to my roommate having sex. If this happened now, I’d do the same back… but solo.
Values clarification expert Sid Simon suggests people make a list of 50 reasons not to kill themselves. 50 is a lot. I think he’s a sadist.
I’m glad they didn’t have Black Cat fireworks back in the days of trench warfare. And if they did, I’m glad I wasn’t born back then.
It’s so funny when I talk to white people. They have so much white guilt. “Hi, my name is Carlos.” “Yeah, but what do _I_ call you?”
Running is supposed to help cure depression. But that can’t be right- just thinking about running makes me sad.
When the Cannucks play, they bring their “eh” game.