She said she studied literature, but from my perspective she could have just said necromancy.
She said she studied literature, but from my perspective she could have just said necromancy.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
#repressedmemories – that time in 2005 when that girl led me to her house, room, and bed only to retract in horror when I tried to kiss her.
#repressedmemories – that time in 2005 when that girl led me to her house, room, and bed only to retract in horror when I tried to kiss her.
I need to get out of my head before I go out of my mind.
I need to get out of my head before I go out of my mind.
It’s never too late to drunk text!
It’s never too late to drunk text!
I don’t know what the surface tension of alcohol is– but tonight I’m going to find out.
I don’t know what the surface tension of alcohol is– but tonight I’m going to find out.
If a girl gave me her phone number in Roman numerals, I would definitely call it.
If a girl gave me her phone number in Roman numerals, I would definitely call it…. or try to, at least.
I only ever cut myself shaving just before a first date.
I only ever cut myself shaving just before a first date. Oh, great. Now I have to hope it only goes to second base.
#repressedmemories – When my mom came to visit my brother six times, once when I lived nearby.
#repressedmemories – When my mom came to visit my brother six times, once when I lived nearby. But she’s never come to visit me by myself.
#repressedmemories – The fact that my parents only ever call to ask about my brother.
#repressedmemories – The fact that my parents only ever call to ask about my brother.
Just got an @ from someone I unfollowed saying he was unfollowing me.
Just got an @ from someone I unfollowed saying he was unfollowing me. I refollowed him so that I could unfollow him again.