“Do you think about other people when you’re with me?” “No, but I think about you when I’m with them.
“Do you think about other people when you’re with me?” “No, but I think about you when I’m with them… Specifically that you’ll catch us.”
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Yet! Happy birthday to me!
Yet! Happy birthday to me!
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It turns out I’m… 26 now. I think 25 was nice. I did cool things and hung out with cool people, though never enough of either. It was actually a fairly okay year, though it seems uneventful in retrospect. Probably…
95) I just got really into the soft drink Tab.
I just got really into the soft drink Tab. I just keep ordering refills of it at the local bar. But I pay upfront because I hate puns.
87) Girls walk by giggling.
Girls walk by giggling. To shock me, they ask if I have a condom. I say, “I do, but it’s my last one, so we’re going to have to share.”
82) I have a condom protector.
I have a condom protector. It’s like a pocket protector: they both make it far less likely that you’ll get laid.
81) My sugar momma makes the best cookies.
My sugar momma makes the best cookies.
54) Me: “That’s a terrible outfit.
Me: “That’s a terrible outfit.” Her: “You obviously don’t watch America’s Next Top Model.” Me: “Why? Because I’m straight?”
16) I need to make a work out mix.
I need to make a work out mix. I feel weird doing squat thrusts to the Reading Rainbow theme.
Teaching would be the best job if only there were no students.
Teaching would be the best job if only there were no students.