Rules for Shotgun
I swear to god, I thought I’d written this down before… In reference to the last episode and taken from this website and this other one: Shotgun must be said audibly to all present or the person’s hand must be…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Things I did not realize before I started trying to keep a stocked bar: club soda?tonic water and puckers?sours.
Things I did not realize before I started trying to keep a stocked bar: club soda?tonic water and puckers?sours. Also, puckers are useless.
Every living graduate defends alone.
Every living graduate defends alone.
Some people are social drinkers.
Some people are social drinkers. I’m an anti-social drinker.
“Let’s think about some examples of causation.
“Let’s think about some examples of causation. Perhaps eating a cookie or stabbing a hobo, to take two recent examples.” –Me in class today
A guy just knocked to ask me if I wanted warehouse-priced leftover meat from the back of his van.
A guy just knocked to ask me if I wanted warehouse-priced leftover meat from the back of his van. #thistowniscreepy #wtf #Imvegetarianbro
Listening to Noel Carroll on @philosophybites.
Listening to Noel Carroll on @philosophybites. Reminds me of why I got into– and out of– philosophy of humor. It’s a funny story, actually..
I had to or else I would’ve had to turn my Man Card in.
I had to or else I would’ve had to turn my Man Card in. And I worked so hard to get it back after those fourth graders stole my lunch money!
Say what you will about terms of endearment, but nobody who has ever called me ‘sweetie’ has ever punched me in the face.
Say what you will about terms of endearment, but nobody who has ever called me ‘sweetie’ has ever punched me in the face.
Today we should do an #afterthefactscavengerhunt First item: find two school busses going in reverse.
Today we should do an #afterthefactscavengerhunt First item: find two school busses going in reverse. Check! Second item: find a master doctor. #afterthefactscavengerhunt Check! Third item: have someone you know one way reveal that they’d secretly met youi n a…