Quantum Man has the powers of Super Position: He’s everywhere until someone somewhere happens to look at something.
Quantum Man has the powers of Super Position: He’s everywhere until someone somewhere happens to look at something.
Quantum Man has the powers of Super Position: He’s everywhere until someone somewhere happens to look at something.
I always go the extra mile. That’s why I’m a terrible navigator.
I would jump in front of a bus to save a future version of myself.
My brother did a tour of Afghanistan in 2002… It was a TERRIBLE choice for a vacation.
If the crime is plagiarism, then yes: I fight crime for a living.
You said his name was Pavlov? Hm. No, I don’t think I know him. It doesn’t ring a bell.
Anyone who has ever been my roommate knows I only have one rule: buy 2-ply or higher.
Well, we weren’t going to get those prospectives anyway. Might as well have made a drinking game out of them.
I’m as bad at similes as I am at… Other things sometimes.
If I die tonight, tell your mother I loved her.