Money can’t buy you love, but it’ll get you a great deal on lust.
Money can’t buy you love, but it’ll get you a great deal on lust.
Money can’t buy you love, but it’ll get you a great deal on lust.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Plagiarism is the laziest form of imitation.
Shockingly obvious realization: You can have a joke that doesn’t refer to any cultural aspect and you can have a reference that isn’t funny. Background: I went to a boardgame night a few weeks ago with some friends of a…
This applies to people 25 and older: The man you meet with whom you feel have a connection is more likely to be a jerk who knows how to manipulate women than a soul mate. Corollary: A guy who makes…
IT’S A LOCK: WE’RE GOING TO THE KEYS!! Super Friend Bash is happening again this year. Mark your calendars and tell your friends to mark theirs because we’re going TROPICAL! From August 19th until August 27th, some of my closest…
It’s part of my comic class. The assignment was “Animals.” It’s based on this tweet.
Wanna know why it’s 2011 and there are still no flying cars? Imagine a generation of teenagers texting while flying.
I left the orgy when I realized I had the wrong address and the owners showed up. I just wish I hadn’t already started.
It is okay to be nude in the men’s locker room, but not the bathroom. #rulesforguys #oops