From now on, I’m going to claim I’m a professional fandango musician.
From now on, I’m going to claim I’m a professional fandango musician. Then, if given an instrument, I’ll just make stuff up.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Bite my friend’s dreadlocks #UrgesIMustRepress
Bite my friend’s dreadlocks #UrgesIMustRepress
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I’ve decided that from now on I will live a satirical life in the following ways: I will fear Canadian immigrants because they are stealing our jobs. I will fight for a cure for Gum Disease. I will regard left-handed…
My preferred method of execution: firing squad.
My preferred method of execution: firing squad. Because the executor doesn’t know if he is responsible. My variant: bow & arrow.
#philosophy Holy cow! My BFF got fly-outs from all of her interviews!!
#philosophy Holy cow! My BFF got fly-outs from all of her interviews!!
I’m a Kantian with OCD, so I have to follow his categorical imperatives in order.
I’m a Kantian with OCD, so I have to follow his categorical imperatives in order. … I guess you could call me a Kant Sequentialist.
My alarm clock is Rage Against The Machine’s “Wake Up.
My alarm clock is Rage Against The Machine’s “Wake Up.” My snooze button is Aerosmith’s “Dream On.”
I want to start a book club podcast where it’s obvious that only one of the people in the panel actually read the book.
I want to start a book club podcast where it’s obvious that only one of the people in the panel actually read the book.
Someone should create the twitter name @MarkyMarkTwain.
Someone should create the twitter name @MarkyMarkTwain. I’d follow it!
I found out my jacket zipper is on the left side.
I found out my jacket zipper is on the left side. This is not usual for men’s jackets… I’m like the most boring cross-dresser ever.