2010 Redux
Did I accomplish all of my goals for this year? Did I accomplish any? This past year I stopped making 18 resolutions because I kept forgetting them and had less than a .500 batting average. I went down to seven…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
“Ctrl” is about a keyboard whose commands affect space/time.
“Ctrl” is about a keyboard whose commands affect space If that happened to me, I bet I’d feel like an idiot for switching to Dvorak.
When I wake up in the morning, I don’t have a pet, so I just talk to my penis: “What are you already doing up?”
When I wake up in the morning, I don’t have a pet, so I just talk to my penis: “What are you already doing up?”
Guy: “I spray dishwashing fluid on my food to stop myself from eating it.
Guy: “I spray dishwashing fluid on my food to stop myself from eating it.” Me: “I usually stop myself by just finishing the food.”
Pro tip: Not just any pants will do.
Pro tip: Not just any pants will do. The hammer dance requires hammer pants. Also inappropriate: dancing in the nude.
I don’t get angry at people making fun of my height.
I don’t get angry at people making fun of my height. That seems so small to get mad about.
ACTUAL SIGN: “There are no refunds for bad weather, only rain checks will be issued”
ACTUAL SIGN: “There are no refunds for bad weather, only rain checks will be issued”
Not only do I want what’s best for you, I want what’s worst for everybody else.
Not only do I want what’s best for you, I want what’s worst for everybody else.
2010 Off Paper
Every year since 2005, I’ve posted sporatic memories here at the end of the year. The last few posts of a year and the first few posts of the next tend to be very mecentric and likely difficult for most…
I’m going to name my son after my brother.
I’m going to name my son after my brother. I’m going to give him my last name.