It’s been proven that lefties are less moral than normal people, but they’re also apparently less intelligent and nice. #lefthandedracism
I was too cool for school, so they left me out in the cold. #mixedmetaphors
Lefties? Sinister-Americans? #yeahbutwhatdoicallthem #lefthandedracism
Leftoriums are a good start, but I won’t be happy until they have their own supermarkets, coffee shops, and restaurants. #lefthandedracism
Quick! Someone give me the joke or logical structure of the following: “P is true.” “No it isn’t.” “Okay, so P isn’t true.”
I played John Cage’s “4?33?” backward and heard a satanic message.
Here’s a fun game: pick a friend you know really well then spend an entire evening pretending to be shocked by their normal behaviors as if you didn’t really know them at all. Example using my friend Bre: “Wait, you’re…
Mike: “Have you ever been in an open relationship?” Me: “No… I mean, at least not that I was aware of at the time.”
Religion came up four times yesterday. This is more than July thru November. What the F, holiday parties? What the F?
What I feel when I read @pippki’s pen blog can be called pen’s envy.