Humanities are also usually done terribly in movies. This is a synopsis of the movie with the worst humanities ever: Jersey Jones is a sexy professor of comparative literature at a major private university. He teaches a 0/1 load.1 His…
Brother’s SMS: “A Gallup pole has Obama at a lower approval than Bush. Ohh how the mighty have fallen.” My response: “It’s spelled ‘poll.’”
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Willis didn’t kill anyone in Die Hard. On the other hand, John McClane killed a shitload of terrorists.
Rewatching Die Hard for the first time in ten years. I’d forgotten what a badass Snape was.
Science is usually done terribly in movies. I know a little bit of science, I think. Enough to make a couple of good scripts. But that’s boring. What I want to see is the opposite. This is a synopsis of…
I want to see a sequel to Groundhog Day where it turns out that he also gets stuck in February 3rd.
Hypothesis: Chuck Norris’ inexplicable popularity is directly tied into the rise of irony-loving hipsters.
Flat out weird day.. Like it was still 2009. Terrifying. Also, I was wrong about N=2. It is still 1. Totally misread the Internet.
They say the first week off the wagon is the hardest.
My friend Hagop once came up with the idea for a “Journal of Half-Baked Ideas.” I wasn’t actually there to witness it, so I don’t know any of the details wanted to include in it, but I’ve decided to run…