What I feel when I read @pippki’s pen blog can be called pen’s envy.
What I feel when I read @pippki’s pen blog can be called pen’s envy.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Worst Humanities Movie Plot
Humanities are also usually done terribly in movies. This is a synopsis of the movie with the worst humanities ever: Jersey Jones is a sexy professor of comparative literature at a major private university. He teaches a 0/1 load.1 His…
Brother’s SMS: “A Gallup pole has Obama at a lower approval than Bush.
Brother’s SMS: “A Gallup pole has Obama at a lower approval than Bush. Ohh how the mighty have fallen.” My response: “It’s spelled ‘poll.’”
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Willis didn’t kill anyone in Die Hard.
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Willis didn’t kill anyone in Die Hard. On the other hand, John McClane killed a shitload of terrorists.
Rewatching Die Hard for the first time in ten years.
Rewatching Die Hard for the first time in ten years. I’d forgotten what a badass Snape was.
Worst Science Movie Plot
Science is usually done terribly in movies. I know a little bit of science, I think. Enough to make a couple of good scripts. But that’s boring. What I want to see is the opposite. This is a synopsis of…
I want to see a sequel to Groundhog Day where it turns out that he also gets stuck in February 3rd.
I want to see a sequel to Groundhog Day where it turns out that he also gets stuck in February 3rd.
Hypothesis: Chuck Norris’ inexplicable popularity is directly tied into the rise of irony-loving hipsters.
Hypothesis: Chuck Norris’ inexplicable popularity is directly tied into the rise of irony-loving hipsters.
Flat out weird day.
Flat out weird day.. Like it was still 2009. Terrifying. Also, I was wrong about N=2. It is still 1. Totally misread the Internet.
They say the first week off the wagon is the hardest.
They say the first week off the wagon is the hardest.