Registered carloscraziness.
Registered carloscraziness.com. If any Carloses out there want to have a March Madness-style tournament of your friends, you’re out of luck!
Registered carloscraziness.com. If any Carloses out there want to have a March Madness-style tournament of your friends, you’re out of luck!
The biggest correlate with weight is the lifestyle of your social circle. I’m back up to 190. Time to convince my friends to go on diets.
Looks like you brought a spork to a food fight!
Good advice: Don’t go to sleep angry. Okay advice: Don’t go to sleep sad. Bad advice: Don’t go to sleep tired.
I’d rather punch a polar bear than finish this paper. Not because I hate this paper, but because I really, really like punching polar bears.
Holy crap, this may just be me reading into it and not getting some stupid programming joke, but I think today’s XKCD is about Systematics.
Pro tip: you get across town quicker by following some service vehicles but not others. Fire trucks are good, mail trucks are bad.
You know you have problems when you start referring to orange juice as a “weak screwdriver.”
I want to see a movie about the Titanic from the iceberg’s point of view.
I’m having so much fun with my new prejudice against lefties, I just hope it doesn’t come back to bite me like that time I hated gingers.