Why I hate the Onion
It’s simple: It is a parody that takes itself too seriously. Sure, the headlines are funny sometimes, but then you start reading the story and you realize that it juuust keeeps goooing. The reason it does this is because the…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Pro tip: it is bad tact to show up fashionably late to a surprise party.
Pro tip: it is bad tact to show up fashionably late to a surprise party.
Things Past Me was better at
Past versions of myself have been much better than me at quite a number of things. Some of these I want to get back to, others I’m ambivalent about. Here’s a nice list: Having a sense of purpose – and…
Realization: it is hard to draw a burrito weight lifting.
Realization: it is hard to draw a burrito weight lifting. #hourlycomicday
Shrinking block: present and future are real.
Shrinking block: present and future are real. Moving absence: past and future are real, present is not. #stupidphilosophicalviews
My phone drops more calls than a rapper drops beats.
My phone drops more calls than a rapper drops beats.
Hourly Comic Day!!
Hourly Comic Day!!
Pro tip: Never come out of the closet in a knock knock joke.
Pro tip: Never come out of the closet in a knock knock joke.
I just caught a glimpse at the short list for new admits to our program.
I just caught a glimpse at the short list for new admits to our program. Unfortunately, none of them seemed like mob aliases.
I figured out Mozilla’s naming strategy: combine an animal with the natural phenomenon it would most fear.
I figured out Mozilla’s naming strategy: combine an animal with the natural phenomenon it would most fear. Firefox, Thunderbird, Seamonkey..