With his powers of special composition, the Metaphysician has the power to bring objects into being by mere contact! #philosophysuperheroes
I’m not in deep thought, I’m just deep into shallow thoughts.
I think Harry Potter peaked too early. He’s going to spend the rest of his life bragging: “You guys remember when I defeated Voldemort?”
The more astute among you may have noticed that there is a new tab in the top section of my page: “ID.” What is ID, you ask? It’s short for Internal Dialogues: my new weekly Podcast! My friend Daniel and…
Can you add on to another person’s note to self? “Note to self: don’t mention hipsters to Jeremy.” “…and come out of the closet… Soon.”
Me: you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to offend me. When did you wake up? Him: I woke up at 5:30. Me: that’s offensive!
Quitting: NSFW
How much time things will take How much time I have available How funny I am How much something will affect me emotionally How tall I am How pregnant ladies are How much hugging is appropriate How people will take…
I don’t let undergrads into my #philosophy lab because they either aren’t interested or they contaminate my thought experiments.
Money can’t buy you love, but it’ll get you a great deal on lust.