If I die tonight, tell your mother I loved her.
If I die tonight, tell your mother I loved her.
If I die tonight, tell your mother I loved her.
Nick’s not so bad. He serves as an excellent warning for why pregnant women shouldn’t drink heavily of bleach.
This year, I got a lot faster at drawing. And presumably better, but it’s going to be really hard to tell because I also cared much less than last year or the year before. In hour 12, SElizabeth and I…
Local pie shop is offering a half a pie for $3.14 for some reason. That just seems irrational!
Enjoying some pie alone in a pie shop on Pi day.
I bet Angela’s Ashes is a totally different story for people who are prejudiced against gingers.
It must be terrible to be religious during end times- all repenting, no pillaging and plundering.
I’ve yet to fly in a major airline that respects the rules of shotgun.
“I’ve decided that the best way to live my life is to treat myself with the same basic decency with which I would treat complete strangers.” – Mari A-H My roommates are these two guys: Future Me and Past Me.…
This is my 2500th tweet. It’s is a novel’s worth. But a stupid novel with a schizophrenic, conceited protagonist. Thanks for following!