My preferred method of execution: firing squad.

My preferred method of execution: firing squad. Because the executor doesn’t know if he is responsible. My variant: bow & arrow.

“Now don’t get me wrong, I hate my ex-wife.
Okay, no more spending until Europe.
When being held as a hostage at gunpoint it is a much better idea to FAINT than it is to FEINT.
He’s so fat, they kicked him out of Sumo Wrestling for eating his opponent.

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