It turns out the rhythm method isn’t just keeping 4/4 time.
It turns out the rhythm method isn’t just keeping 4/4 time. Well, damn.
It turns out the rhythm method isn’t just keeping 4/4 time. Well, damn.
Dating in the time of COVID is only different if you don’t have a death wish, but that’s a hard thing to put in a profile.
Me: I made some awesome guacamole! Roommate narrating: @pixelation, not known for tooting his own horn, toots his own horn.
1: what’s Brazil about? 2: presumably some guy named “Brazil.” 1: … 2: or some girl?
Who knew my best life was pandemic life?
Speed running life like the goal was to date all of the behavioral disorders.
Roommate celebrated Easter by giving me three tiny chocolates and whole roll of toilet paper… what kind of GI problems does she think I have??
I’m so rich, I use toilet paper as toilet paper.
This quarantine has gone on so long, it’s a quaren-adult!
Staying home: the new Trump Hotel.