1: You’re so good at improv! 2: Yes, AND.
1: You’re so good at improv! 2: Yes, AND…… that’s actually about it.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Priest: God cries when you masturbate.
Priest: God cries when you masturbate. Me: Yeah, but I bet those are happy tears.
Friend: is that the only thing you brought? Me: No! I also brought two handfuls of water.
Friend: is that the only thing you brought? Me: No! I also brought two handfuls of water. Friend: … Me: *nailed it!*
Friend: bring snacks! Me: ok! Friend: are these.
Friend: bring snacks! Me: ok! Friend: are these… individually wrapped raisins? Me: yeah! Friend: … Me:
If at first you don’t succeed, you’ve failed.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’ve failed.
IOUa results
IOUa results
Everyone who says they’re looking for a partner in crime: be more specific! I’m a decent getaway driver, but a terrible safe cracker.
Everyone who says they’re looking for a partner in crime: be more specific! I’m a decent getaway driver, but a terrible safe cracker. Y’all act like criminal amateurs.
My streak of pooping every time I go to Taco Bell remains unbroken.
My streak of pooping every time I go to Taco Bell remains unbroken.
“I’m over it.
“I’m over it.” -person who’s not over it.
2020 is a building year
2020 is a building year