I’m just a Roy trying to find his Pam.
I’m just a Roy trying to find his Pam.
I’m just a Roy trying to find his Pam.
We’re all agreed that the next zombie movie will include zombie deniers, right?
(Continued from here) A lot has happened, both in the past year and over the past decade, but I haven’t really had the chance to process it until recently. I’ve been thinking about this idea I had a while ago…
Okay, starting RIGHT NOW I’m going on a 24-hour fast. Not all at once, obviously, I’ll pause it for lunch and dinner.
Radio President: FDR TV president: JFK Movie President: Reagan Reality TV/Twitter President: Trump I don’t think any of them have been elected in the era of prior or later media. Now I’m worried who the first Tik Tok President will…
Principled artists supporting BLM: “I don’t care if it costs me my career.” Me, self-destructing since 2002: ? ? ? ? ?
#repressedmemories My first job was selling programs at a baseball stadium. After a while, the word “GramsPro” lost all meaning and I began to conjugate it incorrectly.
In Germany, there’s a superstition that failing to make eye contact while saying cheers will result in seven years bad sex. But… you know you have some say in this! I think of all of the times I failed to…
Who had the Cheeto Mussolini poisoning himself on their 2020 bingo card?
There’s apparently a David in Animal Crossing. I’m sure marble was expensive and Michelangelo couldn’t afford to give him pants.. It’s worse: he’s made of marble, so that’s him when he’s rock hard. But he could have made him shorter…