The commentator’s objection is well noted, but he neglects a crucial part of my argument: that he can go screw himself.
The commentator’s objection is well noted, but he neglects a crucial part of my argument: that he can go screw himself.
The commentator’s objection is well noted, but he neglects a crucial part of my argument: that he can go screw himself.
Stresssss means no sleep. In 36 hours I can go back to normal, I think.
I use approximate rhyme all the times.
There is something it is like to be a George A. Romero zombie
That woman’s hair is so short it wants to conquer Europe.
JCAK IS COMING TO VISIT!! ZOMG LOL ROTFLMAO!!! I’ve known Jack since fifth grade. He’s my oldest friend. Or at least he was until I started playing golf.
Scientific American reports we only trust experts when they agree with us. Hmm… Yeah, I know. I don’t buy it either.
This club is playing Lady Gaga on skip apparently. It’s a much improved remix.
“Have you met my wife?” “No, but I’ve seen the before picture in infomercials.”
Got a random present from my best friend today. A normal reaction would be thanks. For me, it was tears and a non-proportional counterstrike