Dear WebMD app: you should not open to the most recently searched for ailment.
Dear WebMD app: you should not open to the most recently searched for ailment. I swear, I looked up ‘Space Syphilis’ out of just curiosity!
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Our results weren’t conclusive.
Our results weren’t conclusive. Next time, we’re not going to have a single-blind, double-deaf study.
I throw a boardgame party, I become obsessed with boardgames.
I throw a boardgame party, I become obsessed with boardgames. I throw a wine party, I become a wino. I should throw a key party.
I’m a bad Mexican.
I’m a bad Mexican. I forgot what day it was today.
Lesson why to not trust indexicals: before my office hours, I put a note on my door that said ‘back in ten minutes’ and left for the weekend
Lesson why to not trust indexicals: before my office hours, I put a note on my door that said ‘back in ten minutes’ and left for the weekend
If I had a super power, I’d forgo flying for the ability to handle awkward situations well.
If I had a super power, I’d forgo flying for the ability to handle awkward situations well.
Too many RSVPs for my White Wine/Red Wine party.
Too many RSVPs for my White Wine/Red Wine party. I need to alienate more friends or move to a bigger house.
I bet you Cujo’s bark was worse than his bite.
I bet you Cujo’s bark was worse than his bite.
I wanna open up a temporary tattoo parlor.
I wanna open up a temporary tattoo parlor. It would be a regular tattoo parlor, I’d just be a terrible business owner.
Holy crap! I’ve unknowingly been speaking prose my entire life! Either that or bad poetry.
Holy crap! I’ve unknowingly been speaking prose my entire life! Either that or bad poetry.