We need new verb tenses, guys
I had this idea a long time ago, wrote a draft, then let it sit until now. Now I stand it up because my friend Iris insists that English would be a terrible language in which to discuss time travel. …
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I was literally being figurative.
I was literally being figurative.
I’m going to embroider my name on the back of your favorite shirt.
I’m going to embroider my name on the back of your favorite shirt. I guess I’m just feeling crafty.
My neighbor just got burgled! And I think I heard it when it happened.
My neighbor just got burgled! And I think I heard it when it happened.. I feel useless.
“I don’t think you’re gullible.
“I don’t think you’re gullible.” “You DON’T?? … Oh.”
I just signed up for an etiquette class.
I just signed up for an etiquette class. Boo ya, motha fuckas!!
Skaters aren’t sexy! They skate for fun! Even I could skate for fun! .
Skaters aren’t sexy! They skate for fun! Even I could skate for fun! … except it wouldn’t be that fun for me.
I look better in these glasses: it’s a stronger prescription.
I look better in these glasses: it’s a stronger prescription.
Are you crazy like a fox? Or crazy like a.
Are you crazy like a fox? Or crazy like a… platypus?
Take my word for it.
Take my word for it. The word on the street is a swear word.