Recently I got really into the soft drink Tab.
Recently I got really into the soft drink Tab. I just keep ordering refills of it at the local bar. But I pay upfront because I hate puns.
Recently I got really into the soft drink Tab. I just keep ordering refills of it at the local bar. But I pay upfront because I hate puns.
@meznor – You got my Canada socks!!! Yey! I was in such a rush and I almost couldn’t do it, too!
When you make an obvious typo on an otherwise spot-on tweet, do you delete it and retweet it? I always fo.
Tweet and RT were on a boat. Tweet fell out. Who was left? RT.
Hey, I found my high school diploma! Just in time, too: I was out of toilet paper.
I know I said I knew every song by Cake, but that was a lie.
Silk carton says: “Nobody makes soy milk like we do.” Yes… that concerns me too.
Most of my best friends live in Australia. In fact, I could call Anson up Right Now… and wake him up.
Counting time, Toy Story was already 3D. Only still images are 2D.
The future is epilogue.