My computer announces the time every half hour.
My computer announces the time every half hour. I can’t help but feel as if Stephen Hawking is chastizing me when I stay up this late.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
“You could take out ‘also'” “But that makes it funnier” “Perhaps the quotes?” “But that makes it clearer.
“You could take out ‘also’” “But that makes it funnier” “Perhaps the quotes?” “But that makes it clearer. I know! I’ll take out the spaces!”
Patronizing can mean being a patron:”I’m patronizing Subway now.
Patronizing can mean being a patron:”I’m patronizing Subway now.” But it can also mean condescension:”I’m patronizing a Subway employee now”
You know you’re getting thinner when you start needing to use a belt.
You know you’re getting thinner when you start needing to use a belt… instead of a harness.
People think I’m such a lush when I go for walks.
People think I’m such a lush when I go for walks. It was probably a bad idea to make a water bottle out of an old bottle of Smirnoff.
If I were on death row, I’d do the Konami Code constantly.
If I were on death row, I’d mutter the Konami Code constantly.
Marie Antoinette would have been a terrible personal trainer.
Marie Antoinette would have been a terrible personal trainer.
I think it’d be a really funny prank to replace all of someone’s protein powder with Nestle Quik.
I think it’d be a really funny prank to replace all of someone’s protein powder with Nestle Quik.
My iPhone is broken.
My iPhone is broken. AGAIN. iPhones suck. Why would anyone ever get one? Just for that, I’m making AT&T give me a new one.
Body builders like to claim that weakness is in the mind, not the body.
Body builders like to claim that weakness is in the mind, not the body. But in my case it’s clearly both.