Who knew it’d be so hard to make some of my close friends likeable as characters?
Who knew it’d be so hard to make some of my close friends likeable as characters?
Who knew it’d be so hard to make some of my close friends likeable as characters?
When being held as a hostage at gunpoint it is a much better idea to FAINT than it is to FEINT.
Don’t you just hate it when you’re riding the train and your window is facing the wrong side of the tracks?
I requested to follow @badresolution because I think he and I have a lot in common. Namely — photographers hate us.
He’s rough around the edges because he feels empty inside. He’s like a jagged donut.
#Mydickissobig, Hula hooping gives me whiplash.
#Mydickissobig, I would pole vault but I want to eventually land.
Now, now: there’s no sense calling him names. His own name is stupid enough.
Vuvuzela? I hardly know her! (ha ha ha ha ha)
Okay, no more spending until Europe. That’s okay– @pippki’s got my back.