Body builders like to claim that weakness is in the mind, not the body.
Body builders like to claim that weakness is in the mind, not the body. But in my case it’s clearly both.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I have a phrase in search of a joke.
I have a phrase in search of a joke. I’ll RT all attempts to finish it. The phrase is: “sudden onset skin cancer.” … GO!
I told her to take it one step at a time like AA.
I told her to take it one step at a time like AA. I don’t know why I brought up American Airlines and am glad she didn’t ask.
Ladies: throwing your man a surprise Father’s Day party is not a good way of telling him you’re pregnant.
Ladies: throwing your man a surprise Father’s Day party is not a good way of telling him you’re pregnant. Trust me on this.
“Did you see the website about fisting and God’s will?” “.
“Did you see the website about fisting and God’s will?” “…I didn’t realize that God left a will.”
Blake Foster has a tattoo across his chest that says “Only God Can Judge Me.
Blake Foster has a tattoo across his chest that says “Only God Can Judge Me.” Sadly, God thinks that’s a stupid tattoo, too.
I don’t think they really wanted it.
I don’t think they really wanted it. I think they just wanted to get a rise out of me… and they did. 😉
Some girls walk by giggling.
Some girls walk by giggling. One of them asks if I have a condom. I say, “I do, but it’s my last one, so we’re going to have to share it.”
They say you should never raise a fist in anger, which is why I’m glad punching always brings a smile to my face.
They say you should never raise a fist in anger, which is why I’m glad punching always brings a smile to my face.
A problem with any political system is that it’ll inevitably be about personal relations.
A problem with any political system is that it’ll inevitably be about personal relations. It’s all eventually just politics