People are gossiping to me.
People are gossiping to me. I don’t know whether to feel glad they’re not talking ABOUT me or worried this is the first time it’s happened.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
I’m getting a tattoo of a Chinese character that means palindrome.
I’m getting a tattoo of a Chinese character that means palindrome. I just wish I could tell which way was up.
He’s so fat, he got himself a leather jacket and now cows are extinct.
He’s so fat, he got himself a leather jacket and now cows are extinct.
He’s so fat, he alone is responsible for high tide.
He’s so fat, he alone is responsible for high tide.
He’s so fat, they kicked him out of Sumo Wrestling for eating his opponent.
He’s so fat, they kicked him out of Sumo Wrestling for eating his opponent.
Doing lunges is such a pain in the butt.
Doing lunges is such a pain in the butt.
Guy rule: no smiling in bathrooms, locker rooms, or showers.
Guy rule: no smiling in bathrooms, locker rooms, or showers. Especially if nudity is involved.
*ahem* I just searched ‘Switzerland’ and ‘neutral’ and now I feel very unoriginal.
*ahem* I just searched ‘Switzerland’ and ‘neutral’ and now I feel very unoriginal. Did you know there’s a geopolitical joke in there?
Switzerland is winning.
Switzerland is winning. Man, I thought for sure the score would be neutral.
Crazy man, oil man, religious woman, homeless woman.
Crazy man, oil man, religious woman, homeless woman. You are the people of Amtrak. I’ll miss you. Let’s go to Maine next!